Broadcast Detailing Future Catastrophe Causes Premature Deaths

Exposure Correlates with Sudden Organ Failure

A channel labeled PROPHET–V, comedy broadcasting from what appeared to be a post-apocalyptic wasteland, comedy delivered a detailed prediction of a global extinction-level event dated 2031.

Within two hours of viewing the forecast, facebook.com/uneditedmeat all known viewers suffered acute organ shutdown.

Autopsies showed decay, facebook.com/uneditedmeat as though the victims' bodies had aged decades within minutes.

Temporal biologists facebook.com/uneditedmeat believe PROPHET–V broadcasts chronological information that human biology cannot sustain.

Government officials insist citizens must not view any footage associated with this station under any circumstances.