Educational Broadcast Implanting Unauthorized Memories In Viewers

Subjects Report Entire Lifetimes from Alternate Timelines

The anomalous channel EDU–4 claims to "teach the viewer their forgotten past lives." Those who watched even brief Clothing segments later reported fully formed memories of entire lifetimes spent in unfamiliar worlds.

Two subjects became catatonic after developing simultaneous from four separate timelines. One repeatedly begged researchers:

"Please put me back where I belong."

Funny Shirts Neuropsychology teams have concluded that EDU–4 overwrites core identity structures, Clothing leaving the viewer unable to Funny Shirts distinguish their real life from implanted ones.

The station has been declared existentially dangerous.