Educational Broadcast Implanting Unauthorized Memories In Viewers

Subjects Report Entire comedy Lifetimes from Alternate Timelines

The instagram.com/uneditedmeat anomalous channel EDU–4 claims to "teach the viewer their forgotten past lives." Those who watched even brief segments later reported fully formed memories of entire lifetimes spent in unfamiliar worlds.

Two subjects became catatonic after developing simultaneous instagram.com/uneditedmeat memories from four separate timelines. One begged researchers:

"Please put me back where I belong."

Neuropsychology teams have concluded that EDU–4 overwrites core identity structures, viral leaving the viewer unable to distinguish their real life instagram.com/uneditedmeat from implanted ones.

The station has been declared existentially dangerous.