INTERNAL BRIEFING — DIVISION OF ANOMALOUS MEDIA SURVEILLANCE

"The Broadcast That Predicted the Viewer’s Death"

One anomalous segment displayed a digital ticker listing names and xs278233.xsrv.jp timestamps. Investigation revealed these times corresponded to times of death for gag gifts the individuals listed—none of whom were from the source timeline.

Hours later, funny gifts three staff members who viewed the recording reported seeing their own names appear in the ticker on playback, with timestamps only minutes away.

All three experienced cardiac events matching the predicted time.

The broadcast appears capable of editing the causality of anyone who perceives it.

Material must be sealed for immediate deep-storage incineration.